Howdy,

If you’re here looking for a writer/brander with extensive experience, a healthy disregard for the ordinary, and a wry sense of humor, you’ve hit the jackpot. I’ve built new brands from scratch, launched websites, written multi-channel campaigns, pitched in fancy conference rooms, and once I even stood on the red carpet at an awards show live-tweeting micro-interviews with celebs as they drifted by.

If you’re looking for a mid-level copywriter to churn out weekly newsletters, I’m not your guy. But if you need a new approach to stagnant messaging, want to bring a roguish tone your aging brand voice, or you’re otherwise ready to shake things up, let’s talk.